On the first episode of Jack’s Rants: Jack rants about men not lifting up the toilet seat.
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On the first episode of Jack’s Rants: Jack rants about men not lifting up the toilet seat.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Jack, I am with you 100%. This is a big problem at sporting events, and I get tired of cleaning that slop off the seat when my kids have to go.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Wow! Men have the same problem us women have been having for years!! Love Jacks rant…too funny! I’m betting we will be seeing a cell phone rant in the future..?!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
this should be on iTunes, Being able to get these on my iPod would be perfect
March 24th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
You go Jack!!! Good stuff, and I couldn’t agree more!
March 24th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
That, my friends, was comedic gold.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Haha, that was great Jack! I loved the pace of the editing!
March 24th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
JACK! I have never seen this side of you… I LIKE!!! lol
March 24th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Comedic genius? Uh yes!
March 24th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
So true. I think it should be against the law to pee on toilet seats. If only there were a good way to enforce it…..
March 25th, 2009 at 1:04 am
Jack, that was HILARIOUS!!!! You have a future after Lost, my friend.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:44 am
AMEN!!!! its about time someone said it like it is. you nailed it. love the new site too…you and jay knocked it out of the ballpark
March 25th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Great rant and a great new website. Didn’t really like the editing in this video though..
March 25th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Right on Jack. So true. You rock.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:53 am
LOVE the new offering here guys. And this particular rant is amazingly sot-on.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Man jack you sound worst than a woman. I do think guys should clean up after themselves. But you are bitchin worst than a woman. Grow a pair!
March 25th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Jack you are great.
March 25th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Jack you have said the words I have wanted to speak for a long time. Lets keep those toilets clean for our brothers!
March 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Funny stuff Jack!
May I suggest a little saying I remember from girlhood?
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.
But you could maybe change it a little:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, don’t be a tool… first, lift the seat on that stool!
March 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
That was AWESOME Jack! Hilarious…. yet informative! Looking forward to LOTS more!
March 26th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
So true
March 26th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Also, please flush the darn urinal after you take a leak!
March 26th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I think this will be a hit…………………….
March 26th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
I really enjoyed Jack’s Rant. Didn’t like the editing it was very jumpy and got me jumpy. I felt like he was yelling at me. Otherwise continue Jack. Most of us agree with you.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Nice rant! Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother wouldn’t put the seat down. Sometimes at night, I fell in.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
This happens in the ladies room too. How & why? I don’t know.
Be careful if use the bathroom at my house after C. has used it. He usually doesn’t put the seat up.
March 26th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I agree 100% ok 110%…
I also hate the urinals where there is pee on the floor.
I wanted to put a sign up in front the urinals at work.
“If your weenie is to TINNIE to hit the spot, then PLEASE move closer to the POT
March 26th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
i just hate when that happens, as soon as i am about to sit down i see some liquid on the seat sometimes yellow sometimes clear idk what it is but i just say wtf really?
March 27th, 2009 at 12:33 am
I’ve had to clean the bathrooms of the stores in which I’ve worked, and nine times out of ten it’s the ladies room that’s worse.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
What’s the matter Jack, too much sand in your vagina?
March 27th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
pure gold, jack. you should spend a day working at Panera and have to clean the men’s bathroom. you don’t know the trouble i’ve seen.
March 27th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
My roommate and I laughed hard at this, well done!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Jack, that was very good.
can’t wait for new ones to come out.
I think the rants on the podcasts are very funny too.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
“you’re hands are too big for what your holding” Too Freekin’ funny!
March 28th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Funny!
Jump cuts used to be a sign of bad editing.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:46 am
I used to clean the bathrooms at a movie theatre on Long Island. Talk about disgusting: Women have more of an aiming problem than men do.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
I love you.
March 30th, 2009 at 11:52 am
That was funny!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Great. You could have shown us a real life example of a toilet seat while you ranted about it or you walking through a range of different locations. It would emphasise the jump cuts even better.
March 30th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
This is fricken hilarious! good work guys
March 31st, 2009 at 12:41 am
Jack I just wanted to say Im sorry I was too drunk and things went a little crazy in there. (kidding)
I know what you mean nothing pisses me off more then seeing that . Even if I dont have to sit down I look and go now i need to get piss on my shoe. Maybe they should clean them every hour or so . PS - Key to not going in pubic stay way from the tacos !
Great rant cant wait for the next ones.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:12 pm
What? Are you saying that I should stop? I usually do it on purpose! I AIM for the seat! I always like to miss the bowl totally and let it hit the floor - especially if the guy next to me is wearing nice leather shoes! Heck, I even do it at the urinal! I’ll turn around…start dancing, letting it fly everwhere!
Ok, just kidding! Seriously, I think you have identified a major crisis in America today. Maybe we can get the govenment to bail us out of this one!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Great video! really funny! love the site video quality is great! and site is awesome! well done to all of you!
April 1st, 2009 at 9:48 am
A man lifting the toilet seat.. interesting concept.
How about putting it back down when you’re done? Just a thought.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:30 am
I’m a girl so I can’t relate to this problem. Are major problems are women blocking the sinks to put their make-up on and not flushed toilets.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
“Sit in it!” LOL
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Jack you need to do a rant about people using their cell phones in the movie theater while the movie is playing
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:59 pm
You may see a rant like that in a couple of weeks.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Very funny. I personally loved the editing, the fast pace kept me laughing :). Much love.
April 4th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Jack, you are the bomb! Umm, but using a public restroom isn’t the same thing as “going in public.” Going in public means peeing in a big crowd of people, doesn’t it?
April 4th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Hi Jack,
Now, maybe there could be an employment opportunity here for someone. Someone could be paid to check the toilet before you leave the bathroom. There could be a ticket that you purchase on the way in and you only get refunded on the way out if you leave the area clean and dry:D
Just an idea, great rant Jack, keep going.
P.S. How about a rant about people who spent too much time at a cash machine. You know, those people who use more than five cards in one visit, arrgghh:P
DaveLEWIS
http://www.purplecabbage.co.uk
April 6th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Wow, scary. Now I understand why Jay is the way he is. Maybe some medication would help!?
April 9th, 2009 at 2:18 am
This happens in the ladies’ room too because some women don’t like to sit on the seat and so the pee sprays all over the seat. It’s gross!
April 9th, 2009 at 3:11 am
I always told you that you should do comedy. So funny.
You should see the ladies room, I swear, I don’t know how they miss the hole, but it’s really disgusting.
I feel your pain.
April 16th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Man jack is like a woman who always complains about everything. I went to the bathroom after you did one time jack and there was pee all over the toilet rim. Practice what you preach Jack. You wanna know what annoys me? People who wear a hat when it is not sunny or when they are inside a building or a house. Yeah jack, take off that damn hat we already know you are bald, who are you trying to fool.
April 29th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Hey Jack, this is a big problem at almost every men’s public men’s room. I see it every men’s room at my university. Worse yet, (i hope this is not some new phenomenon), men are actually placing their snot onto the stall walls! What the hell’s the deal with that?
May 25th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I never thought about men having the same problem that women do….Most women “hover” over the seat because “it’s nasty”… then they are the ones that pee on the seat that are making it nasty….
Idiots!!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Your blog is so interesting! I have subscribed on rss and I will read it regullary/